friend: it has been 3 days. maybe u should stop playing dragon age for a while
me: can i get u a ladder? so u can gET OfF mY BAck?!?!!?
This is literally so fucking important
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
loving people without wanting to own them is a very hard thing to learn because we’re basically told that’s the only way to tell you really care about them
you don’t own your significant other or your friends